Common sense doesn’t seem to be something all of you use.If I don’t succeed immediately, I just destroy the evidence.A good mood and a ballon are the same – one prick could destroy them.All of my jokes are good, but they don’t always land well.An example for others – but a pretty bad one.Motivated to spend my day sitting on the couch. I send my selfies to NASA because I am a star.Come to the dark side we have wine over here.Confidence is what I wear on my sleeves.I am not subscribed to your issues, sorry.Don’t spend time studying me you won’t graduate.They say love is in the air, but all I see is air pollution.Either you can get wasted, or your day will get wasted.Life is short, so I make every photo count.Can’t become the best if you’re first not the worst.If I was a writer, I would maybe come up with something better.The best things in life are expensive – you need at least 5 million to get me.I am already scheduling a nap tomorrow.I don’t come with instructions, but you may find something in my captions.My hobbies are breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, dinner, snack.The only thing I like about people are their cats.Sorry for posting the same face every day.They say you are what you eat – I guess I ate a whole sexy beast.People always stare, so I make it worth it.You can be everything, but be a giver first.Nothing looks better on you than happiness.Don’t wipe tears, but people who created them.Enjoying every second of this life, follow me to see all of it.A person with ambition and a heart of gold.Don’t care what others have to say – this is the rawest version of me.Looking at the world through pink glasses.
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